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Blueberry Sugar16% THC, 100% of the point.LECTURE 384

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Buzz GMOGarlic-forward. Not sorry.LECTURE 280

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1970Controlled Substances Act — cannabis lands in Schedule I.

1996California passes Prop 215 — the first medical program.

2012Colorado & Washington open the adult-use era.

2018Farm Bill legalizes hemp.

2022Federal pardons + HHS ordered to review scheduling.

2023HHS recommends Schedule III.

2024DOJ formally proposes the move.

2025Process stalls, then a December executive order demands speed.

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Blueberry Sugar: The 16% THC Strain That Blew Us Away

Purple, frosty, fruity, gassy — and only around 16% THC. The lab compares a 365° vape session against a classic joint and finds two noticeably different experiences, then wanders into productivity, curiosity, and why the number on the label never tells the complete story.

Cream Cake 2.1 × Blueberry Frosting, heavy trichome coverage, a surprisingly peppery finish — clear-headed, calming, and creative without the fog.

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LightSky FarmsBurton · Adult-use provisioning center★ 4.8 · Open until 9 PM🎓 STUDENT TUESDAYS · 15% OFF

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CRA · AU-R-00XXXX

MC

Motor City MedsDetroit · Adult-use & medical★ 4.6 · Open until 10 PMFIRST VISIT · 20% OFF

✓ VerifiedApproved🎓

CRA · AU-R-00XXXX

GL

Great Lakes ProvisioningDetroit · Adult-use★ 4.5 · Open until 9 PM

✓ Verified

CRA · AU-R-00XXXX

AB

Ann Arbor BotanicalAnn Arbor · Adult-use★ 4.9 · Open until 8 PM

✓ Verified

CRA · AU-R-00XXXX

RR

Riverside ReleafGrand Rapids · Adult-useHours from registry · not yet owner-verified

✓ VerifiedUnclaimed

CRA · AU-R-00XXXX

MS

Mitten State CannabisLansing · Adult-use & medicalHours from registry · not yet owner-verified

✓ VerifiedUnclaimed

CRA · AU-R-00XXXX

LG

Lakeshore GreensMuskegon · Adult-useHours from registry · not yet owner-verified

✓ VerifiedUnclaimed

CRA · AU-R-00XXXX

SW

Superior Wellness Co.Marquette · MedicalHours from registry · not yet owner-verified

✓ VerifiedUnclaimed

CRA · MED-XXXX

CC

Copper Country CannabisHoughton · Adult-useHours from registry · not yet owner-verified

✓ VerifiedUnclaimed

CRA · AU-R-00XXXX

BB

Bud BarnFlint · Adult-usePERMANENTLY CLOSED · LICENSE INACTIVE MAY 2026 · PAGE KEPT FOR THE RECORD

CLOSED

CRA · INACTIVE

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DIRECTORY / MICHIGAN / BURTON

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LightSky Farms

Burton, Michigan · Adult-use provisioning center · 4.8on Google

✓ License verified Open · checked Jul 2026 Cannabis School Approved 🎓 Student discount

STOREFRONT

FLOWER WALL

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Family-run provisioning center on the east side of Burton — knowledgeable counter, deep flower wall, and the kind of budtenders who ask what you're actually looking for. SAMPLE COPY

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PRAISED

Budtender knowledge — staff explains terpenes, not just THC%
Flower freshness and rotation
Line moves fast, even Fridays

WATCH FOR

Weekend parking fills early
Cash-preferred; ATM fee on site

GENERATED FROM PUBLIC REVIEWS ACROSS SOURCES · OWNERS WHO CONNECT THEIR GOOGLE BUSINESS PROFILE GET DEEPER SYNC + REPLY TOOLS · SAMPLE

"Counter crew knows their terpenes — ask what came in this week." — PROFESSOR'S NOTE · J. ANGELES, DEPT. OF HOSPITALITY · SAMPLE

VIDEO REVIEWS — STUDENTS ON CAMERA OWNER-MODERATED · THE DISPENSARY APPROVES WHAT PUBLISHES

▶Maya R.★★★★★ · 0:41

▶DeShawn T.★★★★☆ · 0:58

+ SUBMIT YOURSREVIEWED BEFORE POSTING

LICENSE VERIFICATION

MI CRA · LIC AU-R-00XXXX · SAMPLE
STATUS: ACTIVE ✓
LAST CHECKED: JUL 2026
SOURCE: STATE REGISTRY · MONTHLY DIFF

LOCATION

G-XXXX S SAGINAW ST, BURTON MI · SAMPLE

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Bud Barn

Flint, Michigan · Adult-use

Bud Barn served Flint's east side from 2020 to 2026. If you were looking for it, you're not alone — this page stays up so the search that led you here still ends somewhere useful. SAMPLE COPY

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Motor City MedsDetroit · 58 mi · ✓ License verified

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LAST ACTIVE: MAY 2026
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